Nurse Angry loves this kind of thing.

On tag in pajama top for toddler: Keep away from fire.

Isn’t it kind of a given thing that you keep clothing away from flames of all types? Nurse Angry is trying to imagine the lawsuit that prompted that text. Parent throws kid onto grill, wonders why the Hello Kitty PJ’s didn’t protect their child’s delicate skin and then complains to the clothing manufacturer? What will they write next on children’s clothing labels? Do not eat?

Now back to the underpants theme of yesterday. Following wording spotted on Hello Kitty undies: “Have a perfekt day”.

That Hello Kitty may be cute, but she can’t spell for beans.