This poor banana's life could unfortunately not be saved

Nurse Angry went out to get some oxygen flasks and found this casualty right outside the ambulance entrance. She is unfortunately untrained in CPR for tropical fruit, so it was left to die in peace.  Notice the stream of unidentifiable liquid. If you are like Nurse Angry you will automatically assume that it is urine at best. Remember, in the hospital you don’t touch anything without gloves on. In fact, you shouldn’t touch anything at all if you don’t have to.

Nurse Angry would like to remind readers that getting old is dangerous because you might die. She would also like to beg you not to start doing heroin because it may seem like a fun idea at the time, but it does not turn you into a better person.